ReBlog: "If you don't cry, I'll give you your snickers bar afterwards."

Oh how this rings true more often than not... 

"If you don’t cry, I’ll give you your Snickers bar afterwards.”

Mother to a 3-year-old male patient… who weighs 50 pounds. (That’s at least 10 pounds higher than the 95%ile for his age).

Why Snickers? “Well, he’s always liked them since he was a baby, and he’ll do anything to get one.”

Looks like he’s done enough to get more than ONE, lady. Congratulations, though — I’m sure he’ll magically figure out better eating habits when he moves out of your home in 15-20 years.

*From Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes*